Thank God for ELECTROLYTES!!

This is yesterday's post...

On a sad night in October,

I was feeling a little too sober.

Sauvignon Blanc I bought,

"A clever idea!" I thought.

One glass of chilled white wine,

And I was still feeling quite fine.

"I'll drink a little more!"

So another glass I poured.

Soon overcome by giggles,

My walking turned to wiggles!

I drank in such a hurry,

That my vision became blurry.

My speech was slightly slurred,

And the words I spoke were absurd.

With my judgement now impaired,

I believed it was well that I fared;

And like a brilliant ass,

I neglected to use the glass!

Instead I grabbed the bottle

And chugged it at full throttle!

I drank it in its entirety

And lost all trace of sobriety.

I should have been more cautious,

Because suddenly I was nauseous.

..A mad dash to the pooper,

In a state of drunken stupor!

The stench of septic tank filled the air,

As into the lovely toilet bowl I stared.

The alcohol and my stomach began to fight!

My tummy grumbled with furious might!

Feelings of intense remorse...

The vomit expelled with drastic force!

Through trembles and spasms and torturous guilt,

The water my friend brought me I accidentally spilt.

It was all such a miserable mess!

What happened next I'm sure you can guess.

I passed out on the bathroom floor

And didn't come to until four in the morn.

I was barely able to drag myself to bed,

Swearing I'd never drink like that again.

Of course in the morning I'd obviously wake,

With a massive hangover and a throbbing headache.

Couldn't get up, still feeling so sick!

I needed a remedy that could work a trick.

In serious pursuit of restoration,

I searched for a cure to my dehydration.

Vitamin water and ginger tea

Would surely assist in rehabilitating me.

After a foolish, inebriated night..

Thank God above for ELECTROLYTES!